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Old 30-06-2011   #1
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Spermatozoizii erau īn goana lor dupa ovul cānd deodată strigă unul:
-Trădare băieţi! Am fost daţi īn gāt!
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o blonda mergea pe strada in noul sau Ferrari.
Se opreste la semafor si cineva ii cere o tigara. Ea, ca sa scape rapid de el ii da tot pachetul si pleaca.
La urmatorul semafor il gaseste pe acelasi tip ce ii cere un foc. Ea ii da bricheta de tot numai ca sa plece mai repede.
La al 3-lea semafor il vede pe acelasi tip care ii spune:
-ai fost buna cu mine...acum, daca imi dai 1 leu, te invat sa iesi din sensul giratoriu.
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Cand s-a intors acasa ieri seara, sotia mi-a spus sa-i dau jos bluza.

Pe urma mi-a spus sa-i dau jos fusta.

Pe urma mi-a spus sa nu-i mai port hainele.
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Domnule doctor... sunt bolnav...
- Dar ce te supara?
- Cred ca am un sindrom de reactii inverse!...
- Reactii inverse? De 25 de ani profesez dar nu am auzit de un astfel de sindrom. Cum se manifesta?
- Pai sa vedeti, domnule doctor, la serviciu seful ma bate la cap si pe mine ma doare in cur...
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Old 30-06-2011   #2
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Alright.. cel putin cineva incearca sa mai trezeasca forumul, ar fi o ideie .
Sincer al trei-lea a fost singurul care ma facut sa zambesc usor, pe restul nu le-am inteles ft bine
Totusi idea nu e rea, dar poate le putem cenzura un pic, inainte sa le postam
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Old 27-08-2011   #3
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Doi ardeleni la oras, cazati intr-un hotel, la etajul 20. Liftul
nu functioneaza. Se apuca ei sa urce pe scari. Pe la etajul 5, Ion
catre Gheorghe:
- Gheo, am sa iti zic ceva...
- Lasa-ma in amaraciunea mea, imi zici cand ajungem sus.

Dupa inca vreo 7 etaje, Ion:
- Gheo, trebe sa-ti zic ceva...
- Lasa-ma, Ioane, imi zici cand ajungem. Acu' lasa-ma in pace!

In fata usii, Gheorghe catre Ion:
- Ia zi acum ce voiai sa-mi zici.
- Am uitat cheia la receptie!

Se apuca ei sa coboare. Dupa vreo 5 etaje, Ion vrea sa zica ceva.
- Lasa-ma in pace. Imi zici jos!

Dupa alte 7 etaje, Ion vrea sa spuna ceva, Gheorghe enervat il
opreste. Ajung sleiti la receptie, Ion:
- Mai, Gheo, tu chiar nu stii de gluma???!!
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Era un arab la etajul 4 si scutura un covor, la care trece un turist roman pe jos si spune:

- Ce are? nu p0rneste?


(Alladin,covor zburator)

Mie mi sa parut amuzant cand am auzit prima data
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Dialog intre 3 nebuni

Primu: Eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu!
Al doilea: Ba eu sunt trimisul lui Dumnezeu!!
Al treilea: Sunteti amandoi nebuni? Nu am trimis pe nimeni!!!

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