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Anekdota!
Old 14-11-2007   #1
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Edw tha kanoume post ta anekdotakia mas =P

Arxizw me ena xalaro...




Giati i annoula skotwse tous goneis tis?

Gia na paei ekdromi me to orfanotrofeio!

Kai ti eipe i annoula sto dikastirio?

Lipitheite me eimai orfani^^

Seira sas....
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Old 17-12-2010   #2
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anekdoto gia "asximomoures" lol
ine enas tipos kai ka8os proxora sto dromo ,vlepei mia gomena kai tin pernei apo piso.
ka8os proxoraei arxizei na tis sfirizei kai na lei diafora (8ea,moun/ra,kouklara....)
kapoia stigmi girizei i kopela kai autos tis lei "exeis poli wraio soma",ekini tou apanta
"otan imouna mikri pigena kolimbitirio" kai ekinos tis lei "to kefali sou giati den to voutouses" ^^
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Old 17-12-2010   #3
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stever....To idio anekdoto tha sto pw pws to ekane ena palikari sta alitheia :P
Htan autos vlepei mia gomenara...arxizei popo (kolara/ti swmatara einai auti) sfirigmata mlkies oti vrike eipe...se mia stigmi gyrnaei h kopelia kai leei autos
KALA MWRI ME TO KEFALI EPESES? kala h gomena arxize kai etrexe meta :P
hahahhahahahahhahahahahah
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Old 17-12-2010   #4
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Καθότανε το λιοντάρι στο δάσος και χάζευε. Ξαφνικά περνάει το μυρμίγκι
τρέχοντας! "Για που το βάλες έτσι βιαστικός;" ρωτά το λιοντάρι. "Δεν τα
έμαθες; Τράκαρε ο ελέφαντας με τον ιπποπόταμο!". "Ε, και εσύ τι τρέχεις;".
"Πάω να δώσω αίμα!" ^^
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Old 17-12-2010   #5
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Χαχαχαχα έγραψε! Θα θυμηθώ μερικά δικά μου και θα τα γράψω, δεν μπορώ να σκεφτώ τίποτα τώρα..!
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Old 17-12-2010   #6
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xaxaxa
gamatos o typos ^^
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Ο Δεκάλογος του τεμπέλη

1. Αγάπα το κρεβάτι σου ως εαυτό.
2. Αναπαύσου την ημέρα ώστε να απολαμβάνεις τον ύπνο το βράδυ.
3. Όταν δεις κάποιον να ξεκουράζεται βοήθησε τον.
4. Κάθε δουλειά είναι μια προσπάθεια που πρέπει να αποφεύγεται.
5. Μη κάνεις σήμερα αυτό που μπορείς να κάνεις αύριο.
6. Κάνε το δυνατόν λιγότερες κινήσεις.
7. Ό,τι θα έπρεπε να κάνεις άσε να το κάνει κάποιος άλλος.
8. Κανένας δεν πέθανε από υπερβολική ανάπαυση.
9. Αν αισθανθείς τη διάθεση για εργασία ξάπλωσε και περίμενε να σου περάσει.
10. Ενθυμού: «Ζούμε για να ΑΝΑΠΑΥoΜΑΣΤΕ»
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Βράδυ , μεσάνυχτα , χιονίζει και ένας τυπάκος αναγκάζεται να περάσει μέσα από ένα νεκροταφείο για να κόβει δρόμο , αν και τρέμει από το φόβο του .
Καθώς περπατάει ακούει ένα "τικ - τακ ,τικ - τακ , τικ-τακ ".... πλησιάζει στο σημείο απ όπου προερχόταν ο ήχος κατατρομαγμένος .. Βλέπει λοιπόν έναν τύπο να σκαλίζει κάτι πάνω σε μια ταφόπλακα ...
- Τι ...τι κάνετε εκεί ; του λέει με τρεμάμενη φωνή !
- Τι να σε πω ρε φιλαράκι ! Αυτοί οι βλάκες έγραψαν το όνομά μου λάθος !
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Αυτό το ήξερα και παλιά αλλά το ξανάδα και το θυμήθηκα σε ένα site που μου έδειξε ο stever!

Ο Τοτός και ο πατέρας του παίρνουν βράδυ ένα ταξί να πάνε επίσκεψη στη γιαγιά του Τοτού.
Καθώς περνάνε έξω από ένα μπουρ****, βλέπει ο Τοτός το κόκκινο φως και ρωτάει τον πατέρα του με περιέργεια:
- Μπαμπά τι μέρος είναι αυτό με το κόκκινο φωτάκι;
- Α ... αυτό είναι ένα καλό μαγαζί.
- Μπουρ****!, λέει ο ταξιτζής.
- Και τι υπάρχει μέσα σ αυτό το καλό μαγαζί, μπαμπά;
- Υπάρχουν κάτι καλές κυρίες.
- Πουτά***!, λέει ο ταξιτζής.
- Και τι κάνουν αυτές οι καλές κυρίες, μπαμπά;
- Εξυπηρετούν κάτι κυρίους.
- Γαμ***νται!, λέει ο ταξιτζής.
- Κάνουν παιδάκια, μπαμπά;
- Ναι, λέει ο πατέρας του.
- Μπάσταρδα!, λέει ο ταξιτζής.
- Και τι γίνονται αυτά τα παιδάκια, μπαμπά, όταν μεγαλώσουν;
- ΤΑΞΙΤΖΗΔΕΣ!, λέει ο πατέρας του.
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xaxaxxa ..............................
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